Sardar's wife asked:
"What is the difference between PYAR and ISHQ?"
Sardar said:
"Simple - PYAR is what I do with my sister and
ISHQ is what I do with your sister!"
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Sardar with two burnt ears said to his doctor:
"I was ironing the clothes and accidently picked up
the iron instead of the phone."
Doctor asked: "But what about the other ear?"
Sardar said: "That bastard called again!"
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Man: "Sardarji where were you born?"
Sardar: "Punjab mey!"
Man: "Which part?"
Sardar:
"Oye, part part ki karda hai,
whole body born in Punjab!"
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Sardar to servant: "Yahan kya khada hei?
Go and water the plants"
Servant: "But, sirji, its already raining"
Sardar: "Oye, ulloo ke patthe, then take an umbrella and go!"
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Sardar goes to buy an underwear.
He found what he wanted and went to the clerk at the store."
The clerk tells him its of Rs 500.
Sardar says: "Arre bhai dailywear dikhao, partywear nahin!"
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Man asked sardar:
"Why does Manmohan Singh goes for walk in the evening only?"
Sardar replied: "Arre bhai, he is PM not AM!"
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Question: "Sardarji, aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai?"
Sardar: "Main candle ke paas baith jata hoon."
Question: "Agar phir bhi thand lage to?"
Sardar: "Oye, main candle jalata hoon!"
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A sardar had pulled out six people from a burning house but
he was arrested and was put in jail.
Why?
Because all the six were fire fighters trying to extinguish the fire."
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How can a sardar kill a lion?
Sardar thinks, thinks hard and comes to a conclusion:
"I will drink poison and then let the lion eat me!"
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Sardar was sitting and thinking hard.
Sardarni asked: "Kya soch rahe ho?"
Sardar: Yeh STAR TV walonko kaise pata chalta hai?"
Sardarni: "Kya?"
Sardar: "Abhi TV walon nay kaha hay aap log dekh rahe hain STAR PLUS!"
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Sardar went to STD/ISD/PCO shop and slapped the operator twice.
Why?
Because there was sign there that said,
"Number dial karne se pehle 2 lagao!"
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Sardarji was dancing with a beautiful blonde in a night-club in New York.
He whispered to her: "I love you."
She smiled and said: "I love you too."
Sardar thought for a while and then whispered to her:
"I love you three!"
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