[discussion_vu] ``**``..HAve some JOKES....***

 

 

***...HAve some JOKES....***

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Aik larki train me bethi hoti hay, train rukti hay to usay nhi pta hota k konsa STATION aya ahy ...

Wo mun bahir kr k aik BOY  poochti hay , "JI yeh konsa station hay?..."

Boy:"Pehlay apna nam or Phone no do tehn bataoon ga.."

Girl:"..Sir pe hath mar k kehti hay ..."Ufffffffffff......karachi a gyaaa......."

 

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Aik Admi k dant me shadeed dard hotahay , wo doctor k pas jata hay

Man:"Mere dant me shadeeed dard hay ..:("

Doctor:"JI mun kholen.."'

Aadmi Be tahaashaaa MUN khol deta hay ..

Doctor:"JI....Me bahir khara ho kr hi Muaina krta hoon..."

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Aik Boorhi Aurat hr me Telephone lagwati hay ..

Intizamia ko call krti hay , n said.."Puttar phoen te lag gya hay , pr taar bhott lambi hay PAon me ulajh rahi hay ...Thori si Apni taraf Khichhh lo ....."

 

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"""Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."""

 

 

*~*$H!N!NG $T@R*~*

SUHANALLAH HI WABIHAMDIHI SUBHANALLAH HIL AZEEM

 

 

 

 

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